There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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