My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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