phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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