So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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