I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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