Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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