fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Enjoy the penises
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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