i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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