every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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