Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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