If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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