That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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