Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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