I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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