They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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