I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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