4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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