Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I need moral support for this bender
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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