You work out of a Hotel?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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