pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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