Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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