Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
wakey wakey hands off snakey
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
This couple is walking their pig around campus
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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