doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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