I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Randomize
