Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Sorry about my life...
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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