Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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