I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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