Bisexual people are plain selfish.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
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