It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Too much gin, very little bucket
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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