i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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