No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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