That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
