Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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