We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
There r osticjed everywhere
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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