so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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