So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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