its not stalking. its research.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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