Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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