how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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