My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
