fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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