Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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