YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
