Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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