GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Randomize
