I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
There r osticjed everywhere
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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