it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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