Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
My vagina just clenched in fear
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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