Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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