How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
COCAINE IS GR8
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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