Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
